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Currently trying to survive university

sleepyconfusedpotato:

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⚔️ MWII (2022) Character Ages (as of 2022) ⚔️

I was on a character age brainrot back in January and now It’s back because of @angelsarewatching so I’m gonna go ahead and post this on Tumblr. Tell me what you think tho and discussions are open!

🐑 Gen. Shepherd - Around late 50s, Pushing 64. I searched it up and apparently, the mandatory retirement age for all general officers is 62, in some cases 64. But if he got into the recommendation list after Brigadier General (O-7), it’s allowed to be more than 62. He’s a Lt. Gen, so that’s O-9. Also, Glenn Morshower (Shepherd’s actor) is 64 so let’s go with that.

🧠 Laswell - 47-ish. At MOST 55. (Rya Khilstedt is 52. AMAZING BEAUTIFUL SHOW -STOPPING)

🚁 Nikolai - 45 as well. I would go with 48 though.

🪦 Graves - 40. He gives Texan cowboy energy. I just know he’s an old dude and is actually older than the rest of the gang.

🛖 Alejandro and 🦂 Valeria - 37. Maybe 38. I don’t know at what age someone could make the rank Colonel ‘cause that’s quite high up the ladder. (They might as well be older than Price. Shit, they might be 40.)

🚬 Price - 37 (Canon) c. 1985.

🐎Rudy - 36. He’s been close with Alejandro for 20 years now. Assuming they’re bestest of friends and knew each other even before military, Rudy would be around 36/37 as well.

💀 Ghost - 35 or lower. As far as I know, lieutenants are usually young, unless he enlists first before a few years later he went to the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst (RMAS). OR. His preference and efficiency of working alone are far better for use on the battlefield. The higher you are in the ranks, the more soldiers you are responsible for. So the higher-ups might purposefully don’t promote him (and he prefers and agrees to it as well) so that he can continue working alone rather than leading a squad. He surely can lead a team, but he’s better at doing shit alone. Crazy theory but hey, it’s fiction.

🦿Alex - 35 (Alex was a Delta Force until 2013. Assuming he’s around 26 when he finally goes to the CIA, that means he’s around 32yo in 2019 and 35yo in 2022)’

🔭 Hadir - 33/34 (Canon) 1989/1990. I’m choosing 34 tho since in the ‘Hometown’ mission he was almost a teenager.

☀️ Farah - 30 (Canon) January 12th 1990.

🧢 Gaz - 26 (Canon). The bio says he enlisted in the British Army in 2014. Assuming Gaz finished high school first, he must’ve enlisted when he was 18yo. That means he was 23yo in MW19 and 26yo in MW22. 

🧼 Soap - 26 (Canon). He’s canonically the youngest one in Task Force 141. The bio mentioned that his cousin is in SAS and he often time visits the base. Setting aside the fact that the cousin brought a fucking kid to a top-secret base, lil’ Johnny must’ve been like “I DON’T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL I WANT TO BE AN SAS SOLDIER” and he canonically LIED about his age. Apparently, he went in when he was 16 but got caught several times, until finally when he was 18 he got in. 

That’s it folks! Tell me what you think (。・∀・)ノ゙

09th December 2023
2608 Notes

eggman-1:

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This is the vibe i got from the game awards live chat tonight

09th December 2023
7731 Notes

blueskittlesart:

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linktober day 17: prophecy

jayswing101: I just found your blog, and I love it! You're Merlin fanart is top notch and you seem like such a great person. I was just wondering where I could find all the Leaf!Merlin arts? Maybe it's just my phone being stupid, but the tag isn't working for me

eviko:

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Thank you so much, that is really sweet of you to say. I’m sorry you are having trouble finding things. The tags I use for leaf!merlin are: Leafmerlin and Leafheadmerlin (no “!”). But I also sometimes have trouble finding other people’s posts using the tag system when on mobile (sometimes it doesn’t pick it up) if that is the case, Here is a List of links to all the artworks for you so you don’t have to spend ages looking.

The first picture I drew: You have something in your hair

The first comic: Leaf Head

Son of the Earth Headcannon reply sketch.

April Fools Fic: Caught (not art but part of the series)

Leaf Merlin in Autumn (plus reply sketch)

Bird Nest Reply sketch

Leaf tickle attack reply sketch

Hair Decorating reply sketch

Comic: Petal Panic

Cover for Petal Panic (coloured)

Update: 20th May 2016

Sketch dump including some leafmerlin sketches.

List of facts (headcannons) about the leafmerlin au Plus sketch.

Colour meme Request of leafmerlin at christmas time. (coloured)

Arthur’s Allergies reply sketch.

Fem leafmerlin with flowers (coloured)

A separate bear!Jaskier masterpost to link back to

spielzeugkaiser:

Since I can’t plan anything out in my life and have way to much fun with hopping back and forth time-wise, this is (more or less) the chronological order of the story. The first thing I posted is bolded.

[First meeting]
[Getting to know each other through the years (1)]
[Getting to know each other through the years (2)]
[meeting another bear]
[caring for each other]
[Jaskier helping Geralt out with Quen] + [exploding shield]
[not quite human]
[helping someone]

The first winter spent at Kaer morhen:
[Trying on some witcher gear]

[Jaskiers cover getting blown + a talk with Lambert]
[training with the wolves]
[Geralt doesn’t want Jaskier to fight]
[Jaskier has good balance]
[Jaskier is flexible]
[Jaskier is also very horny]
[Jaskier has scars on his back]
[Jaskier is buff]
[broken ankle + bonus lamden]
[boys being boys] - [aftermath]
[getting a wolf school medallion]
[meditation one] + [meditation two] 
[Jaskier gets a hug]
[spending the morning together (E)]

pre-Ciri, but somewhat later:
[Jaskier training with Aiden]
[scrub-a-dub-dub, bear!Jaskier in the tub]
[being messed up after a fight]
[searching for the right armor (with Aiden)]
[running over roofs]
[bonus Lamden]

after they got Ciri:
[Jaskier fights, if you hurt his family]
[going on a hunt to protect Ciri]
[how does one become a witcher?]
[teaching Ciri to fight]
[Geralt gets weak in the knees]
[fighting against a monster] + [Jaskier is hurt] + [Geralt finds them] + [witcher eyes] - [the one I love]
[Jaskier can be adoreably creepy]
[there is a bard loose on the continent (in charge of a child)]
[splitting up and saying goodbye]
[comforting Ciri]
[traveling]
[get away from Jaskiers cub]
[Jaskier remembering the past]

Wintering with the bears:
[giving Ciri the prep talk]
[meeting the bears]
[training Ciri]
[Ciri gets ill]
[Jaskier gets hurt]
[Ciri wants to be brave]
[feeding them]
[mending clothes]
[protecting the cub - again]

… (tbc)
[Jaskier wears his armor]
[finding each other again -  a bamf family!]
[Jaskier has a tattoo]
[parting ways]

[witcher cuddle pile]

maddyscrsideblog:

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[ID: A digitally illustrated gif of Caleb Widogast from Critical Role. Text at the top of the image reads “Breathe in” at first, and counts through “eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf” and Caleb closes his eyes. The text changes to to “Hold” and counts through “eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben” and Caleb keeps his eyes shut. The text changes to “Breathe out” and counts through “eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben” and Caleb opens his eyes again. End description.]

I doodled this little Caleb themed breathing exercise since I’ve been feeling a little anxious lately

23rd November 2023
3808 Notes

scurviesdisneyblog:

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Concept art for Turning Red (2022) by Jason Deamer

itssteffnow:

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I was so happy to be able to work on this commission for @notlikelybutpossible! They commissioned a comic page for a scene from their a/b/o Kylux fic Alpha Dog and Omegalomaniac! https://archiveofourown.org/works/28357107/chapters/69477432?view_adult=true

You should definitely go and read it if you’re into these tropes! It’s an amazing fic! Thank you so much for commissioning me! ✨

julientel:

well, Gavin is not wrong